chatten mit gott

[Jester]

http://www.funpic.hu/funblog.click....tane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html&en=1

der hellste ist er nicht gerade...

 

[Kadeyra]

ich hätte dem programmierer ma doch über die finger schauen sollen.

 

[Kit]

God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
go fuck urself
God:
Where is that?
Me:
in ur ass
God:
That doesn't sound very comfortable.

klingt für mich nach ner guten ki!

 

[Cpt. Manni]

rede ma deutsch mit ihm ... wenn das "Gott" sein soll dann isser nich sehr sprachgewand für nen Uberwesen *g*

 

[Borgis]

Ihr sollt eh neben mir keine anderen Götter verehren.

 

[Stepho]

Ich huldige eh nur dem Biergott und der hat nur eins zu verkünden: Prost!

 

[Veanor]

lol ich finds witzig:

Me:
gruess gott
God:
Bist Du ein glaeubiger Mensch?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
stehst du auf zweisprachige konversationen?
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
wieso? wunder punkt?
God:
What's your sign? Is that a sign?
Me:
lenk nicht ab neger
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
ive got balls dude
God:
How did you get it Interesting... I have a lofty goal.
Me:
i dunno.. freak of nature?
God:
Me either. My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
junge du laberst reis
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
reis labern
God:
I don't think very many people do that.
Me:
denis tuts auch
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
denis
God:
I've never heard of them before.
Me:
uve never heard of denis the manice?
God:
Never?
Me:
wo lebst du bitte?
God:
Wo glaubst Du?
Me:
wo oder woran?
God:
Auf der Erde.
Me:
u r bizarre
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I r bizarre.
Me:
no doubt about it
God:
Are you serious? "it" being denis?
Me:
im not sure
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Me:
i wont argue that point
God:
What will you do instead?
Me:
eierkraulen
God:
Sounds like a plan.
Me:
actually it is a plan
God:
Actually you don't say. eierkraulen is a plan. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
actually i say eierkraulen is a plan, and a really good one i mght add

find schon irgendwie lustig wie er sachen die du vorher gesagt hast einfach verwendet.. _sound slike a plan_ hab ich auch irgendwann am anfang losgelassen..

 

[Barret]

den fand ich gut:

Me:
you are pathetic

God:
You are the one talking to a computer.

 

[Golan]

lol alex lieg am boden

God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
reis labern

nicht mal gelogen

 

[Khorgar]

GEIL veanor, nur nice ;D

 

[Caleb]

lol jo bin auch nur am lachen hier, sehr geil^^

 

[flip]

hatte auch ne nette unterhaltung mit ihm ^^

God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
i live there
God:
Would you recommend it as a nice place to live?
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. Are you kidding?
Me:
no way
God:
You seem pretty sure about that.
Me:
i do
God:
Do I?
Me:
you don't
God:
I guess not.
Me:
yeah
God:
Hmm.
Me:
lala
God:
You have a beautiful singing voice.
Me:
of course i have
God:
Woe! When?
Me:
later
God:
Bye!

 

[Cpt. Manni]

Me:
hello aggain
God:
Hello there. That is a very original thought.
Me:
why ?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
i have time
God:
My estimate is that it will take more than 6000 hours.
Me:
ok ..
God:
Yippee!