Chemical hazard data sheet
Element: Women
Symbol: O
Discoverer: Adam
Atomic Mass: Accepted as 55kg but can vary from 45kg to 225kg
Physical properties
1.Skin usually covered in a film of powder and paint
2.Boils at absolute nothing, freezes for no reason
3.Can be found ranging from virgin material to common ore
Chemical properties
1.Reacts well to gold, platinum and all other valuable materials
2.Explodes with no reason or warning
3.The most powerful money reducing agent known to man
Common uses
1.Purely ornamental, especially in sports vehicles
2.Known to aid relaxation
3.A powerful cleaning agent
Hazards
1.Turns green when placed next to a superior specimen
2.Possesion of more than one specimen is possible, but they must never make eye contact
